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Parts made in Northumberland, assembled in Dorset, raised on Tesco Value Tinned Spaghetti, saved by Texas and Napper's Mite Cafe. When given a guitar named Bonny May of Berwick and a hat, she accidentally ventured into La La Land. She was rescued by Zebra Soap ad now swings about in gratitude.

Monday, 16 January 2012

Rem's Rocks

Sirius, Year 1: It's not a question of coming down to earth: some of us belong in the stars.
James, Year 1: Action expresses priorities.

James: Year 2: Stop existing and start LIVING
Sirius, Year 2: Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow.
Peter, Year 2: Your constant burps compose a heavenly symphony.
Remus Year 2: A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.

Sirius, Year 3: I want freedom for the free expression of my personality.
James, Year 3: Live in the moment and make it BEAUTIFUL
Peter, Year 3: Laughing is like Christmas inside the tummy.
Sirius, Year 3: Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain.

Sirius: Year 4: Fuck you very much
James, Year 4Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

James, Year 5: We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

Sirius, Year 6: I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you 'The Ugly Duckling', then tucked you in. You better fucking love me, jackass.
Sirius, Year 6:Elegently wasted.
James, Year 6: I'm sober. I'll prove it: I'll kiss your elbow.
James: Year 6: I just remember telling jokes while vomiting

Sirius, Year 7: I blew one last smoke ring at the stars.
Sirius, Year 7: Let's lasso hookers.