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Parts made in Northumberland, assembled in Dorset, raised on Tesco Value Tinned Spaghetti, saved by Texas and Napper's Mite Cafe. When given a guitar named Bonny May of Berwick and a hat, she accidentally ventured into La La Land. She was rescued by Zebra Soap ad now swings about in gratitude.

Sunday, 11 December 2011

Notes on Passe

Ideal breakfast meal:
- one glass of iced water
- one glass of grapefruit juice
- one mug of black tea
- one peanut butter sandwich on brown bread
- one cigarette

- mushroom soup
- one piece of brown toast, no butter
- two crackers, no butter
- one cigarette

He does not eat during the day, but liberally smokes a traditional pipe.

He prefers pyramid tea-bags to round ones.

He occasionally likes herbal tea, but detests coffee.

He is fond of mulled wine, and vodka.

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